Wednesday 24 December 2008

wot kind f worship is ours

IS THIS IDOL/IDLE or IDEAL worship?????

After immersion??




The day after.........
Would you like your Gods bulldozed like garbage ?

and treated like this ... ?

Or dumped like this.....??


left to rot for scavengers to feast ... ?

Lying at your feet ..Helpless .. Abandoned by worshippers !


Maimed ? Desecrated ? And you create a hue and cry when some statue in your city gets 'desecrated' ? You burn down busses and call for bandhs ?



Was that statue a GOD, OR Is this GOD only a Statue ? You decide.


Wake Up !This is our GOD !
Friends,
it would be great if you can do it to avoid real desecration!
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Saturday 20 December 2008

JUSS LOOK AT THIS

Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)
Monthly Salary : 12,000
Expense for Constitution per month : 10,000
Office expenditure per month : 14,000
Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000 ( eg.For a visit from kerala to Delhi & return: 6000 km)
Daily DA TA during parliament meets : 500/day
Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train: Free (For any number of times) (All over India )
Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A.)
Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free
Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units
Local phone call charge : Free up to 1 ,70,000 calls.
TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year : 32,00,000 [ i.e. 2.66 lakh/month]
TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000
For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years : 8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 crores) Think of MLA's and Ministers in India of 28 states and their expenditures per month.
BUT OUR PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE HIGHLY QUALIFIED, OUT PERFORMING CEOs TO CUT DOWN THE SALARIES OF IT AND SOFTWARE ENGINEERS…..
This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our regular commodities........ And this is the present condition of our country:
855 crores could make their life livable !!
Think of the great democracy we have............. but still feel proud to be an INDIAN
JAI HIND!!!!

Friday 19 December 2008

JUSS SPARE FEW MIN

1. Do not worry about those who have come thru boats... Our forces can easily defeat them. WORRY about those who have come thru votes.... Those are our REAL ENEMIES….
2. What a shame and disgrace to every citizen of India that the elite NSG Force was transported into ordinary BEST buses, whereas our cricketers are transported into state of the art luxury buses, these Jawans lay down their lives to protect every Indian and these cricketers get paid even if they lose a match, we worship these cricketers and forget the martyrdom of these brave Jawans.
The Jawans should be paid the salaries of the cricketers and the cricketers should be paid the salaries of the Jawans.
3.Our NSG, BSF, ARMY, do not have a dedicated AIRCRAFT to perform rapid operations, while every tom dick n harry Minister is travelling through his Personalized Helicopter....!!!
4. Our Navy has total 25 Heavy artillery loaded ships, while a country named Korea which is smaller than Chattisgarh has 250 Heavy artillery loaded ships for the security of there coasts.
5. An ace shooter shoots and gets gold medal, govt gives 1cr, another shooterdieswhile shooting terrorist, govt gives 5 lakh.

WHO DESERVES MORE Our Commando's or Cricketers?
Huh.. This is our India....Please be a patriot and forward this to everyone u know.
Let Mumbai come to its PACE once again with the spirit of MUMBAIKAR, but we people will never forget to send a mail daily to all the assosciates of ours. we wil not let this end here....!!!!!! we will keep the fire of revenge inside and will show at regular intervals..........
JAI HIND!!!!!!

MUST READ!!!!! A WONDERFUL ARTICLE BY AN EDITOR OF TIMES OF INDIA

LETTER TO PRIME MINISTER
Dear Mr. Prime minister, I am a typical mouse from Mumbai. In the local train compartment which has capacity of 100 persons, I travel with 500 more mouse. Mouse at least squeak but we don't even do that. Today I heard your speech. In which you said 'NO BODY WOULD BE SPARED'. I would like to remind you that fourteen years has passed since serial bomb blast in Mumbai took place. Dawood was the main conspirator. Till today he is not caught. All our bolywood actors, our builders, our Gutka king meets him but your Government can not catch him. Reason is simple; all your ministers are hand in glove with him. If any attempt is made to catch him everybody will be exposed. Your statement 'NOBODY WOULD BE SPARED' is nothing but a cruel joke on this unfortunate people of India. Enough is enough. As such after seeing terrorist attack carried out by about a dozen young boys I realize that if same thing continues days are not away when terrorist will attack by air, destroy our nuclear reactor and there will be one more Hiroshima. We the people are left with only one mantra. Womb to Bomb to Tomb. You promised Mumbaikar Shanghai what you have given us is Jalianwala Baug. Today only your home minister resigned. What took you so long to kick out this joker? Only reason was that he was loyal to Gandhi family. Loyalty to Gandhi family is more important than blood of innocent people, isn't it? I am born and bought up in Mumbai for last fifty eight years. Believe me corruption in Maharashtra is worse than that in Bihar. Look at all the politician, Sharad Pawar, Chagan Bhujbal, Narayan Rane, Bal Thackray , Gopinath Munde, Raj Thackray, Vilasrao Deshmukh all are rolling in money. Vilasrao Deshmukh is one of the worst Chief minister I have seen. His only business is to increase the FSI every other day, make money and send it to Delhi so Congress can fight next election. Now the clown has found new way and will increase FSI for fisherman so they can build concrete house right on sea shore. Next time terrorist can comfortably live in those house , enjoy the beauty of sea and then attack the Mumbai at their will. Recently I had to purchase house in Mumbai. I met about two dozen builders. Everybody wanted about 30% in black. A common person like me knows this and with all your intelligent agency & CBI you and your finance minister are not aware of it. Where all the black money goes? To the underworld isn't it? Our politicians take help of these goondas to vacate people by force. I myself was victim of it. If you have time please come to me, I will tell you everything. If this has been land of fools, idiots then I would not have ever cared to write you this letter. Just see the tragedy, on one side we are reaching moon, people are so intelligent and on other side you politician has converted nectar into deadly poison. I am everything Hindu, Muslim, Christian, Schedule caste, OBC, Muslim OBC, Christian Schedule caste, Creamy Schedule caste only what I am not is INDIAN. You politician have raped every part of mother India by your policy of divide and rule. Take example of former president Abdul Kalam. Such a intelligent person, such a fine human being. You politician didn't even spare him. Your party along with opposition joined the hands, because politician feels they are supreme and there is no place for good person. Dear Mr Prime minister you are one of the most intelligent person, most learned person. Just wake up, be a real SARDAR. First and foremost expose all selfish politician. Ask Swiss bank to give name of all Indian account holder. Give reins of CBI to independent agency. Let them find wolf among us. There will be political upheaval but that will better than dance of death which we are witnessing every day. Just give us ambient where we can work honestly and without fear. Let there be rule of law. Everything else will be taken care of. Choice is yours Mr. Prime Minister. Do you want to be lead by one person or you want to lead the nation of 100 Crore people?

plz pay sme attention frns

Dear All,
We usually munch these packs on our picnic / long travel journey.
Please share and inform your friends and family members addicted to such tongue twisters.
We wish all a very good health. Sometimes fast foods are really dangerous to our health, and we pay a very high price for the after effects.
1) Don't eat kurkure because it contains high amount of plastic if youdon't believe burn kurkure n u can see plastic melting. News report fromTimes of India.
2) Avoid these tablets they are very dangerous
* D-cold
* Vicks action- 500
* Actified
* Coldarin* Cosome
* Nice
* Nimulid
* Cetrizet-D
They contain Phenyl- Propanol -Amide PPA.Which Causes strokes, and thesetablets are banned in U.S.
3) Cotton Ear Buds... (Must read it)
Please do not show sympathy to people selling buds on roadside or atSignals..... Just wanted to warn you people not to buy those packs ofear buds you get at the roadside. It's made from cotton that has alreadybeen used in hospitals.They take all the dirty, blood and pus filledcotton, wash it, bleach it and use it to make ear buds. So, unless you want tobecome the first person in the world to get Herpes Zoster Oticus (aviral infection of the inner, middle, and external ear) of the ear and thattoo from a cotton bud, DON'T BUY THEM!
4) Don't eat Mentos before or after drinking Coke or Pepsi coz theperson will die immediately as the mixture becomes cyanide.. Please fwd towhom u care.
5) Don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the recipient answers -
Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximumsignaling power, which is: 2watts = 33dbi. Please Be Careful. Pleaseuse left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the rightone, it may affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Apollo medicalteam.

Monday 15 December 2008

even god has sense of humour

God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates "Look everything should be in balance.
For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension..
And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.
And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests...
So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.
One of the angels asked.... "God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?"
God said...... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all.
" INDIA"
My most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly People. Sparkling streams and serene mountains.
A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold.....
The angel was quite surprised: "But god you said everything should be in balance."
God replied --
"Look at the neighbours I gave them."

Friday 12 December 2008

BUG vat geeta

"బగ్గు"వద్గీత - బగ్గులు ఎందుకు వస్తాయంటే?

కలియుగాంతం ఆసన్నమయింది, బ్రహ్మ తర్వాత యుగానికి శ్రీకారం చుట్టడానికి ఈ సారి వెరైటీగా కంప్యూటర్ లో సృష్టి మొదలు పెడదాం అనుకున్నాడు. అనుకున్నదే తడవుగా ప్రాక్టీస్ కోసం ఏదైనా సాప్ట్ వేర్ కంపనీ లో చేరదాం అని నిర్ణయించుకొన్నాడు. తనతో పాటు ఇంకొంత మంది దేవుళ్ళని కూడా ప్రాక్టీస్ కి అహ్వానించాడు.
బ్రహ్మ సాప్ట్ వేర్ డెవలపర్ గా జాయిన్ అయ్యాడు. సాప్ట్ వేర్ ని సృష్టించటం బ్రహ్మ పని. బ్రహ్మండంగా కోడింగ్ మొదలుపెట్టాడు. కాని అప్పుడప్పుడు అలవాటులో పొరపాటు గా బగ్గులు కూడా వచ్చేవి.బ్రహ్మ సృష్టించిన బగ్గుల వల్ల ప్రాజెక్ట్ కేమి సమస్యలు రాకుండ కాపాడడం, స్థితి కారకుడైన విష్ణువు పని కాబట్టి విష్ణు మూర్తి బ్రహ్మ కి టీం లీడర్ గా జాయిన్ అయిపోయాడు.
లయ కారకుడైన మహేశ్వరుడు కూడా టెక్నికల్ డైరెక్టర్ లాగా జాయిన్ అయ్యి బ్రహ్మ, విష్ణువులు సృష్టించి, కాపాడుతూన్న (మెయింటైన్ చేస్తున్న ) ప్రాజెక్ట్ లన్ని లయం(స్క్రాప్) చేస్తూ ఉండెవాడు. పొద్దున్న "C" లో చేసిన ప్రాజెక్ట్ ని స్క్రాప్ చేసి సాయంత్రం "C++" లో చేయమనే వాడు. తర్వాత రోజు దానిని స్క్రాప్ చేసి "java" లో చేయమంటూ తన ధర్మాన్ని నిర్వర్తించేవాడు.
ఈ రకం గా ప్రాజెక్ట్ లన్నీ స్క్రాప్ అవడం తో విసుగు చెందిన విష్ణు మూర్తి, బాగా ఆలోచించి ఇంకా కొంతమందిని టీం లో పెట్టుకుని ఒక్కక్కరి చేత ఒక్కో టెక్నాలజీ లో ప్రాజెక్ట్ డెవలప్ చేయించి ఈ సారి అయినా ప్రాజెక్ట్ "OK" చేయించుకోవలని అనుకున్నాడు. వెంటనే కృష్ణావతారం లో తన అనుంగు మితృడైన అర్జునుడిని, అర్జునుడి కన్నా ప్రతిభా పాటవాలు కల ఏకలవ్యుడిని టీం లో జాయిన్ చేసుకున్నాడు.
ఏకలవ్యుడు ఏ పని ఇచ్చినా తన శక్తి సామర్ధ్యాలతో వెంటనే పూర్తి చేసేసేవాడు. ఒక వేళ తనకి ఆ టెక్నాలజీ రాకున్నా, ఆ టెక్నాలజీని గురు ముఖంగా నేర్చుకోకపొయినా మనసులో గురువు గారిని ధ్యానించుకొని, గూగుల్ లో సెర్చ్ కొట్టి ప్రాక్టీస్ చేసి నేర్చేసుకొనేవాడు(కాపీ పేస్ట్ చేసేవాడు). కాని పాపం అర్జునుడు అలా కాదు. గురు ముఖంగా విననిదే ఏ టెక్నాలజీ నేర్చుకొలేకపోయెవాడు.
ఒక సారి అర్జునుడు చేసిన కోడ్ లో కుప్పలు తెప్పలు గా బగ్గులు వచ్చాయి. సాయంత్రానికి అన్ని బగ్గులు ఫిక్స్ చేయాలని విష్ణు మూర్తి డెడ్ లైన్ ఇచ్చి వెళ్ళాడు. అర్జునుడు మహా భారత యుధ్ధం లో కౌరవ సేన లా ఉన్న బగ్గులని చూసాడు. భయపడ్డాడు, విలపించాడు. అస్త్ర సన్యాసం (రాజీనామా) చేస్తున్నాని ప్రకటించాడు.
అర్జునుడి మాటలు విన్న విష్ణు మూర్తి వెంటనే కృష్ణావతారం లోకి మారిపోయి"అర్జునా !బగ్గు సృష్టించేది ఎవరు, ఫిక్స్ చేసేది ఎవరు, ఇదంతా మిధ్య నాయనా!బగ్గు ఒక్కటె శాశ్వతము, నిత్యము, సత్యము. అది అగ్నిచే కాల్చబడదు. నీటిచే తడుపడదు. కోడు చే ఫిక్స్ చేయబడదు.!మానవుడు ఒక వస్త్రాన్ని వదలి వేరొక వస్త్రాన్ని ధరించినట్టు బగ్గు ఒక రూపాన్ని వదలి వేరొక రూపాన్ని ధరిస్తుంది.నువ్వు ఏం బగ్గు సృష్టించావని నీవు బాధ పడుతున్నావు. ఈ రోజు నీకు అసైన్ చేసిన బగ్గు నిన్న వేరొకరికి అసైన్ కాలేదా, రేపు వేరొకరికి అసైన్ కాదా?"అని సాప్ట్ వేర్ జీవిత (లైఫ్ సైకిల్) పరమార్ధాన్ని వివరించ గానే దుఃఖాన్ని విడచి కార్యొన్ముఖుడై బగ్గులన్ని ఫిక్స్ చేసాడు.
అప్పటి నుంచి సాప్ట్ వేర్ ఉద్యోగులందరు తమ తమ స్థానాలలో త్రిమూర్తులు, అర్జునుడు, ఏకలవ్యుడు ఏర్పరిచిన సాంప్రదాయాలని పాటిస్తూ బగ్గులని ఒక రూపం నుంచి మరొక రూపానికి మారుస్తునే ఉన్నారు.
గమనిక : ఈ కథ పది సార్లు పారాయణ చేసిన వారికి పది బగ్గులు తక్కువ వస్తాయి !!! [:p]
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Thursday 11 December 2008

SAVE INDIA

.Dear Friend,
U CAN MAKE A HUGE DIFFERENCE TO THE INDIAN ECONOMY BY FOLLOWING FEW SIMPLE STEPS.
Please spare a couple of minutes here... for the sake of India ... our country.
I got this article from one of my friend, but it's true, I can see this from day to day life,
Small example, Before 5 months 1 US $ = IND Rs 36After 5 months. Now it is 1 CAN $ = IND Rs 50
Do you think US Economy is booming? No, but Indian Economy is Going Down.
Our Economy is in u'r hands
INDIAN economy is in a crisis. Our country like many other ASIAN countries is undergoing a severe economic crunch. Many INDIAN industries are closing down. The INDIAN economy is in a crisis and if we do not take proper steps to control those, we will be in a critical situation.
More than 30000 crore rupees of foreign exchange are being siphoned out of our country on products such as cosmetics, snacks, tea, beverages..... etc which are grown, produced and consumed here.
A cold drink that costs only 70 / 80 paisa to produce is sold for NINE rupees, and a major chunk of profits from these are sent abroad. This is a serious drain on INDIAN economy.
We have nothing against Multinational companies, but to protect our own interests we request everybody to use INDIAN products only for next two years. With the rise in petrol prices, if we do not do this, the rupee will devalue further and we will end up paying much more for the same products in the near future.
What you can do about it?
1. Buy only products manufactured by WHOLLY INDIAN COMPANIES. 2. ENROLL as many people as possible for this cause.
Each individual should become a leader for this awareness.
This is the only way to save our country from severe economic crisis. You don't need to give-up your lifestyle. You just need to choose an alternate product.
All categories of products are available from WHOLLY INDIAN COMPANIES.
LIST OF PRODUCTS
COLD DRINKS:
USE: - LEMON JUICE, FRESH FRUIT JUICES, CHILLED LASSI (SWEET OR SOUR), BUTTER MILK, COCONUT WATER, JALJEERA, ENERJEE, and MASALA MILK...
INSTEAD OF: - COCA COLA, PEPSI, LIMCA, MIRINDA, SPRITE
BATHING SOAP: USE - CINTHOL & OTHER GODREJ BRANDS, SANTOOR, WIPRO SHIKAKAI, MYSORE SANDAL, MARGO, NEEM, EVITA, MEDIMIX, GANGA, NIRMA BATH & CHANDRIKA
INSTEAD OF - LUX, LIFEBOY, REXONA, LIRIL, DOVE, PEARS, HAMAM, LESANCY, CAMAY, PALMOLIVE
TOOTH PASTE: - USE - NEEM, BABOOL, PROMISE, VICO VAJRADANTI, PRUDENT, DABUR PRODUCTS, MISWAK
INSTEAD OF - COLGATE, CLOSE UP, PEPSODENT, CIBACA, FORHANS, MENTADENT.
TOOTH BRUSH: - USE – PRUDENT, AJANTA, PROMISE
INSTEAD OF - COLGATE, CLOSE UP, PEPSODENT, FORHANS, ORAL-B
SHAVING CREAM: USE - GODREJ, EMANI
INSTEAD OF - PALMOLIVE, OLD SPICE, GILLETE
BLADE:- USE - SUPERMAX, TOPAZ, LAZER, ASHOKA
INSTEAD OF - SEVEN-O -CLOCK, 365, GILLETTE
TALCUM POWDER: USE - SANTOOR, GOKUL, CINTHOL, WIPRO BABY POWDER, BOROPLUS
INSTEAD OF - PONDS, OLD SPICE, JOHNSON BABY POWDER, SHOWER TO SHOWER
MILK POWDER: USE - INDIANA, AMUL, AMULYA
INSTEAD OF - ANIKSPRAY, MILKANA, EVERYDAY MILK, MILKMAID.
SHAMPOO: USE - LAKME, NIRMA, VELVET INSTEAD OF - HALO, ALL CLEAR, NYLE, SUNSILK, HEAD AND SHOULDERS, PANTENE
MOBILE CONNECTIONS : USE - BSNL, AIRTEL INSTEAD OF - HUTCH
Every INDIAN product you buy makes a big difference. It saves INDIA. Let us take a firm decision today.
BUY INDIAN TO BE INDIAN we are not against of foreign products.
WE ARE NOT ANTI-MULTINATIONAL.
WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE OUR NATION. EVERY DAY IS A STRUGGLE FOR A REAL FREEDOM.
WE ACHIEVED OUR INDEPENDENCE AFTER LOSING MANY LIVES.
THEY DIED PAINFULLY TO ENSURE THAT WE LIVE PEACEFULLY. THE CURRENT TREND IS VERY THREATENING.
MULTINATIONALS CALL IT GLOBALISATION OF INDIAN ECONOMY. FOR INDIANS LIKE YOU AND ME IT IS RECOLONISATION OF INDIA .....
THE COLONIST'S LEFT INDIA THEN. BUT THIS TIME THEY WILL MAKE SURE THEY DON'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES.
WHO WOULD LIKE TO LET A" GOOSE THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS" SLIP AWAY.
PLEASE REMEMBER: POLITICAL FREEDOM IS USELESS WITHOUT ECONOMIC INDEPENDENCE.
RUSSIA, S.KOREA, MEXICO ..........THE LIST IS VERY LONG!!LET US LEARN FROM THEIR EXPERIENCE AND FROM OUR HISTORY.
LET US DO THE DUTY OF EVERY TRUE INDIAN.
FINALLY: IT'S OBVIOUS THAT U CAN'T GIVE UP ALL OF THE ITEMS MENTIONED ABOVE,
SO GIVE UP ATLEAST ONE ITEM TO FOR THE SAKE OF OUR COUNTRY.
We would be sending useless forwards to our friends daily. Instead please copy n forward this mail to all your friends to create awareness.
"LITTLE DROPS MAKE A GREAT OCEAN"

Tuesday 9 December 2008

top5 cancer causing foods

The top five cancer-causing foods are:



1. Chips, crackers, and cookiesAll are usually made with white flour and sugar. Even the ones whose labels claim to be free of trans-fats generally contain small amounts of trans-fats.

2. French fries
Like doughnuts, French fries are made with hydrogenated oils and then fried at high temperatures. They also contain cancer- causing acryl amides which occur during the frying process. They should be called cancer fries, not French fries, said Adams .


3. Doughnuts
Doughnuts are cancer-causing double trouble. First, they are made with white flour, sugar, and hydrogenated oils, then fried at high temperatures. Doughnuts, says Adams , may be the worst food you can possibly eat to raise your risk of cancer.



4. Processed meats and bacon
Also high in the same sodium nitrates found in hot dogs, bacon, and other processed meats raise the risk of heart disease. The saturated fat in bacon also contributes to cancer.



5. Hot dogs Because they are high in nitrates, the Cancer Prevention Coalition advises that children eat no more than 12 hot dogs a month. If you can't live without hot dogs, buy those made without sodium nitrate.
BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS

1. No Breakfast People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.
2. Overeating It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.
3. Smoking It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.
4. High Sugar consumption Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.
5. Air Pollution The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.
6. Sleep Deprivation Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.
7. Head covered while sleeping Sleeping with the head covered increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.
8. Working your brain during illness Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.
9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.
10. Talking Rarely Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain




take some tym to......






Wednesday 3 December 2008

judgements are not alwaz right

A young boy enters a barber shop. The barber whispers to his Customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a Rs.5 coin in one hand and two Re. 1 coins(1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "This has happened for the tenth time!! That kid never learns! He thinks that more coins means more money!!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, " Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER!"
Moral: When you think the other person is dumb, you are making a fool of yourself :-D

Will power

An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.
His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation.
Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year.
I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.
Love, Dad
.........
Shortly, the old man received this telegram:
"For Heaven's sake, Dad,don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!" At 4a.m.
The next morning,
A dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and a sked him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do for you from here."********
- Moral Of the Story ....!! hmm.. u understood!!

be sure


Do not pump full tank of petrol
Many of us are not aware that the petrol kiosk pump has a return pipe-line (in Pink ). When the petrol tank (in the car) reaches full level, there is a mechanism to trigger off the pump latch and at the same time a return-valve is opened (at the top of the pump station) to allow excess petrol to flow back into the sump. But the return petrol has already pass through the meter, meaning you are donating the petrol back to SHELL/CALTEX/ MOBIL/ PETRONAS

IT professionals

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie, gets out and asks the Shepherd: If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?" The shepherd looks at the young man, and then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies: "Okay." The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Webster, scans the Ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with logarithms and pivot tables, then prints out a 150 page report on his high-tech mini-printer. He turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep here." The shepherd cheers,"that's correct, you can have your sheep." The young man makes his pick and puts it in the back of his Porsche. The shepherd looks at him and asks: "If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?" The young man answers, "Yes, why not". The shepherd says, "You are an IT consultant ". How did you know?" asks the young man. "Very simple," answers the shepherd. "First, you came here without being called. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew, and third, you don't understand anything about my business... Now can I have my DOG back?"

amazing buildings in the world

The Crooked House ( Poland


This was once one of the most unseen blocks of houses in Rotterdam , and by applying a layer of only 2 micron of blue paint onto it, it became Rotterdam 's most photographed one.
The Astra House ( Germany )




The Blue Building ( Netherlands )



will remain blue as long as there isn't a new plan for the area. The borough of Delfshaven, Rotterdam , asked Schildersbedrijf N&F Hijnen to come up with a plan for a block of derelict buildings, which will eventually be demolished. The agreement with the neighbourhood is that the block


The Robot Building ( Thailand )




Kansas City Library ( United States )


prospects in an effort to draw interest into the recently developed area.



The agenda of happiness



The Smile - It is the business card of healthy people. Distribute it gently.

The Dialogue - is the bridge that connects the two sides, I do to you. Broadcasts-enough.

The Love - is the best music on the score of life. Without it, you'll be a (a) eternal put out of tune(a).

The Goodness - is the most attractive flower garden of a heart grown well. Plant these flowers.

The Joy perfume is gratifying, the fruit of duty accomplished. Esbanje it, the world needs it.

Peace in Consciousness - is the best pillow for the sleep of peace. Living at peace with himself.

The Faith - the compass is right for ships errantes, uncertain, searching the beaches of eternity. Use it whenever.

The Hope - the wind is good enfunando the sails of our boat. Call it into your daily life. We believe that this agenda with the happiness may be the companion and ally to touch the boat's life.

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