luv in mental hospital.......:p

Love in mental hospital



Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim

suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and

stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom

and pulled Jim out.





When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she

immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now

considered her to be mentally stable.


When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news

and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were

able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life

of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you

have a sound mind.





The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the

bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so

sorry, but he's dead.









Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.

best slogans

# Sign on a railway station at Patna :
Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free.
# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay :
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!
# Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative More the success, more the relatives.
# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay :
we need your heads to run our business.
# A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....
#THE BEST ONE :
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god." -
Indian Armed Forces -

wonderful One minute.....:p

Wonderful one minute...

One smart Software engineer and his Project Manager were traveling towards Pune in a train.
Just Opposite to their seat, a beautiful girl was sitting along with her grand ma.
With in some time, Eye-Eye interactions started between Our Software engineer & that girl.

After some minutes, train started moving in to a tunnel and it was very dark.
Suddenly, every body heard a Kiss sound followed by a sound of slapping.
Every body remained silent, when the train came out of the tunnel.

Grand ma thought that," The Guy is a rogue; how dare he is? He has kissed my grand daughter! But my Grand daughter is genuine; she immediately slapped that guy."

PM thought that," I can't believe that this guy has kissed that girl!
But it is unfair that she slapped me by mistake"

That girl thought that," I feel happy, when that guy kissed me, but I feel sorry that my grand ma has slapped him".

Finally, the Software engineer thought?

"This one minute in my life is wonderful, it hardly comes...because, at a time I have kissed a girl and also I have slapped my PM."

LIFE

From the "BOOK OF KNOWLEDGE". read on.......................
God created the donkey
God created the donkey

and said to him. "You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."The donkey answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"God granted his wish.
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God created the dog
and said to him: "You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.You will be a dog. " The dog answered: "Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years. " God granted his wish.
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God created the monkey
and said to him: "You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. " The monkey answered: "To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years." God granted his wish
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Finally God created man ..
and said to him: "You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals. You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."
Man responded: "Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very little, give me the 30 years that the donkey refused,
the 15 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years the monkey refused." God granted man's wish ..........................................................................................
And since then, man lives 20 years as a man ,
marries and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying all the burdens on his back
Then when his children are grown, he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house and eating whatever is given to him,
so that when he is old, he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey, going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.
Is'nt it ??????? Give a thought..!!!