Please read below
Subject: PLEASE SIGN.
I pray that petitions like this will succeed, because if they don't, what hope is there for mankind.
If you want to act, press 'forward', add your name to the bottom and send on to as many as you like; Please sign, don't watch video its just too painful but we have to try and stop this brutality. It's about animal rights. But if you must watch there is a link below.I explain the process below:
With a hidden camera, animals were filmed being SKINNED ALIVE. They say it's done to get a more perfect ''cut''. Afterwards the carcasses are tossed into a pile, still alive, and for up to 10 minutes you can see their hearts still beating, in agony, their eyes still blinking, and the puppies little paws still shaking. There was one pup that still lifted his head and gazed at the camera with bloodied eyes. If you don't care to see the video, please sign and forward to your friends. This monstrosity has to be stopped, we have to act! Please scroll down and add your signature to the petition and send to everyone in your address book. Do not click on the link, you have been warned - it's just too gruesome to watch. Something needs to done to stop it. Thanks for your support.There is no need to see the video, but if you must, be aware, it's full of excruciating violence. Its painful silence affects us all deeply. If we don't protect animals from this type of brutality, we become accomplices.http://www.peta.org/feat/ChineseFurFarms/index.aspWhen the list reaches 500 names, please forward to:PETA2@peta.org Thank you.
Friday 24 July 2009
Thursday 23 July 2009
new office polacies for companies
EFFECTIVE JANUARY 1, 2009
NEW OFFICE POLICY
Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.
Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.
Lunch Break:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation
And input should be directed elsewhere.
The Management
NEW OFFICE POLICY
Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.
Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.
Lunch Break:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation
And input should be directed elsewhere.
The Management
Wednesday 15 July 2009
be a reason for others to smile.....
A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: 'I am blind, please help.' There were only a few coins in the hat.
1
A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.
Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, 'Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?'
The man said, 'I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way.'
What he had written was: 'Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it.'
Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing?
Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?
Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively.
Invite others towards good with wisdom. Live life with no excuse and love with no regrets. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear.
Great men say, 'Life has to be an incessant process of repair and reconstruction, of discarding evil and developing goodness…. In the journey of life, if you want to travel without fear, you must have the ticket of a good conscience.'
The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling…
And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it!!!
1
A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.
Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, 'Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?'
The man said, 'I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way.'
What he had written was: 'Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it.'
Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing?
Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?
Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively.
Invite others towards good with wisdom. Live life with no excuse and love with no regrets. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear.
Great men say, 'Life has to be an incessant process of repair and reconstruction, of discarding evil and developing goodness…. In the journey of life, if you want to travel without fear, you must have the ticket of a good conscience.'
The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling…
And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it!!!
be a reason for others to smile.....
A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: 'I am blind, please help.' There were only a few coins in the hat.
1
A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.
Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, 'Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?'
The man said, 'I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way.'
What he had written was: 'Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it.'
Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing?
Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?
Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively.
Invite others towards good with wisdom. Live life with no excuse and love with no regrets. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear.
Great men say, 'Life has to be an incessant process of repair and reconstruction, of discarding evil and developing goodness…. In the journey of life, if you want to travel without fear, you must have the ticket of a good conscience.'
The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling…
And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it!!!
1
A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.
Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, 'Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?'
The man said, 'I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way.'
What he had written was: 'Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it.'
Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing?
Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?
Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively.
Invite others towards good with wisdom. Live life with no excuse and love with no regrets. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear.
Great men say, 'Life has to be an incessant process of repair and reconstruction, of discarding evil and developing goodness…. In the journey of life, if you want to travel without fear, you must have the ticket of a good conscience.'
The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling…
And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it!!!
know the truth
This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and suffering that I have seen...
A man went to a barbershop to have his haircut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists."
"Why do you say that?" asked the customer. "Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children?
If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain.
I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things." The customer thought for a moment, but did not respond because he did not want to start an argument. The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop.
Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and unkempt. The customer turned back and entered the barbershop again and he said to the barber:"You know what? Barbers do not exist."
"How can you say that?"asked the surprised barber. "I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!" "No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."
"Ah, but barbers DO exist! That's what happens when people do not come to me."
"Exactly!" affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! That is what happens when people do not go to Him and do not look to Him for help.
That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."
BE BLESSED & BE A BLESSING TO OTHERS!!!!!!
A man went to a barbershop to have his haircut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists."
"Why do you say that?" asked the customer. "Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children?
If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain.
I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things." The customer thought for a moment, but did not respond because he did not want to start an argument. The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop.
Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and unkempt. The customer turned back and entered the barbershop again and he said to the barber:"You know what? Barbers do not exist."
"How can you say that?"asked the surprised barber. "I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!" "No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."
"Ah, but barbers DO exist! That's what happens when people do not come to me."
"Exactly!" affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! That is what happens when people do not go to Him and do not look to Him for help.
That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."
BE BLESSED & BE A BLESSING TO OTHERS!!!!!!
Monday 13 July 2009
one f the gud songs by sirivennela
Ye Daaramoo Pampandhey Velladhey Aa Mabbudaakaa Gaalipatam
Ye Margamoo Yenaadoo Maravadehy Ee Matti tho Thana Chuttarikam
Vunnapaatugaa Kalagaledhugaa Chandamaamaney Chery Jnaanam
Chinnanaatananey Modalayyindhiaa Daayi Daayane Voohaa Gaanam
Ninnantey Yenno Prasnala Bhaaram Mosthoo Nadichina Kaalam
Vennantey Aa Baruveygaa Choopinchindhi Neydee Theeram
Nedante Yenno Ninnalu Sampaadhinchina Anubhavasaaram
Aa Maatey Mallee Koththaga Chebuthondhee Ammamma dot com
Apudu Apudoo Gathamey Vethuku Sudilko Padithey Salahaa Adugoo
Gadichina Rojulu Thalavadamendhuku Yem Laabham Anakoo
Ye Dikkulu Thochani Chikkula Daarini Daatina
Naati Smruthi Choopadha Nee Pragathi
Lakshante Thankai Thaane Venakaki Jarigina Okatiki Ardham
Aa Okatee Lekuntey Sunnalenunnaa Yenduku Vyardham
Nedante Yenno Ninnalu Sampaadhinchina Anubhavasaaram
Guhaley Gruhamai Vodhigey Brathuku Mahaley Nelavai Yedhigey Varaku
Ye Alochana Veysindho Kadha Yepudo Mundhadugu
Aa Raathiyugaalanu Neti Sukhaaluga
Malachina Aasalaku Modhaleydho Adugu
Vegamgaa Rivvurivvuna Gallo Doosuku Poyey Baanam
Thananodilina Villeydhante Yemo Antey Cheradhu Gamyam
Nedante Yenno Ninnalu Sampaadhinchina Anubhavasaaram
Ye Margamoo Yenaadoo Maravadehy Ee Matti tho Thana Chuttarikam
Vunnapaatugaa Kalagaledhugaa Chandamaamaney Chery Jnaanam
Chinnanaatananey Modalayyindhiaa Daayi Daayane Voohaa Gaanam
Ninnantey Yenno Prasnala Bhaaram Mosthoo Nadichina Kaalam
Vennantey Aa Baruveygaa Choopinchindhi Neydee Theeram
Nedante Yenno Ninnalu Sampaadhinchina Anubhavasaaram
Aa Maatey Mallee Koththaga Chebuthondhee Ammamma dot com
Apudu Apudoo Gathamey Vethuku Sudilko Padithey Salahaa Adugoo
Gadichina Rojulu Thalavadamendhuku Yem Laabham Anakoo
Ye Dikkulu Thochani Chikkula Daarini Daatina
Naati Smruthi Choopadha Nee Pragathi
Lakshante Thankai Thaane Venakaki Jarigina Okatiki Ardham
Aa Okatee Lekuntey Sunnalenunnaa Yenduku Vyardham
Nedante Yenno Ninnalu Sampaadhinchina Anubhavasaaram
Guhaley Gruhamai Vodhigey Brathuku Mahaley Nelavai Yedhigey Varaku
Ye Alochana Veysindho Kadha Yepudo Mundhadugu
Aa Raathiyugaalanu Neti Sukhaaluga
Malachina Aasalaku Modhaleydho Adugu
Vegamgaa Rivvurivvuna Gallo Doosuku Poyey Baanam
Thananodilina Villeydhante Yemo Antey Cheradhu Gamyam
Nedante Yenno Ninnalu Sampaadhinchina Anubhavasaaram
Y is this happening??
A man was polishing his new car; his 4 yr old son picked up a stone &
Scratched on the side of the car. In anger, the furious Man took his
child's hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench.
At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.
When the child saw his father....with painful eyes he asked
'Dad when will my fingers grow back?' The man was so hurt and speechless.
He went back to the car and kicked it many times. Devastated by his own
actions... sitting in front of the car he looked at the scratches, His son
had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'. Next day that man committed
suicide...
Anger and Love have no limits...Always remember.... .
Very important
"Things are to be used and people are to be loved"
But the problem in today's world is....
"People are being USED & Things are being LOVED
Scratched on the side of the car. In anger, the furious Man took his
child's hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench.
At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.
When the child saw his father....with painful eyes he asked
'Dad when will my fingers grow back?' The man was so hurt and speechless.
He went back to the car and kicked it many times. Devastated by his own
actions... sitting in front of the car he looked at the scratches, His son
had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'. Next day that man committed
suicide...
Anger and Love have no limits...Always remember.... .
Very important
"Things are to be used and people are to be loved"
But the problem in today's world is....
"People are being USED & Things are being LOVED
Sunday 12 July 2009
change your thinking
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.
One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.
His bed was next to the room's only window.
The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.
The men talked for hours on end.
They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation..
Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.
The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.
The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.
Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.
As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.
One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.
Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.
Days, weeks and months passed.
One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.
She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.
As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window.. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.
0A
Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.
He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.
It faced a blank wall.
The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.
The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.
She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.'
Epilogue:
There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.
Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.
If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.
'Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present.'
One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.
His bed was next to the room's only window.
The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.
The men talked for hours on end.
They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation..
Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.
The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.
The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.
Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.
As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.
One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.
Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.
Days, weeks and months passed.
One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.
She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.
As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window.. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.
0A
Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.
He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.
It faced a blank wall.
The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.
The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.
She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.'
Epilogue:
There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.
Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.
If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.
'Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present.'
importance of being calm!!!!
A sage asked his disciples,’ Why people yell at each other when they are upset?'
The men thought for a while,' Because we lose our calmness,' said one. 'we yell for that.'
'But, why to yell when the other person is at your side?' asked the sage. 'Isn't it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice? Why do you yell at a person when you're angry?'
The men gave some other answers but none satisfied the sage. Finally he explained,' When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must yell, to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to yell to hear each other through that great distance.'
Then the sage asked,' What happens when two people fall in love? They do not yell at each other but talk softly, why? Their hearts are very close. The distance between them is very small.'
The sage continued, 'When they love each other even more, what happens? They do not speak, only whisper and they get even closer to each other in their love. Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other and that's all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.'
Then the sage said, 'When you argue do not let your hearts get distant, do not say words that distance each other more, else there will come a day when the distance is so great that you will not find the path to return.'
The men thought for a while,' Because we lose our calmness,' said one. 'we yell for that.'
'But, why to yell when the other person is at your side?' asked the sage. 'Isn't it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice? Why do you yell at a person when you're angry?'
The men gave some other answers but none satisfied the sage. Finally he explained,' When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must yell, to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to yell to hear each other through that great distance.'
Then the sage asked,' What happens when two people fall in love? They do not yell at each other but talk softly, why? Their hearts are very close. The distance between them is very small.'
The sage continued, 'When they love each other even more, what happens? They do not speak, only whisper and they get even closer to each other in their love. Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other and that's all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.'
Then the sage said, 'When you argue do not let your hearts get distant, do not say words that distance each other more, else there will come a day when the distance is so great that you will not find the path to return.'
Friday 10 July 2009
funny interview
OFFICER----WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
CANDIDATE----M P. SIR
OFFICER----TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE----MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER----YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
CANDIDATE----M P. SIR
OFFICER----WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE----MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER----YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE----M P. SIR
OFFICER----IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE----NO, MANI PAL SIR
OFFICER----WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?
CANDIDATE----M P. SIR
OFFICER----(ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE----METRIC PASS
OFFICER----WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE----M P. SIR
OFFICER----AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE----MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER----DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE----M P. SIR
OFFICER----EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE----MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER----THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE----M P. SIR
OFFICER----WHAT is it NOW
CANDIDATE----My Performance....?
OFFICER----M P!!!!
CANDIDATE----WHAT IS THAT SIR?
OFFICER----MENTAL PROBLEM
CANDIDATE----M P. SIR
OFFICER----TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE----MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER----YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
CANDIDATE----M P. SIR
OFFICER----WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE----MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER----YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE----M P. SIR
OFFICER----IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE----NO, MANI PAL SIR
OFFICER----WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?
CANDIDATE----M P. SIR
OFFICER----(ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE----METRIC PASS
OFFICER----WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE----M P. SIR
OFFICER----AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE----MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER----DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE----M P. SIR
OFFICER----EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE----MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER----THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE----M P. SIR
OFFICER----WHAT is it NOW
CANDIDATE----My Performance....?
OFFICER----M P!!!!
CANDIDATE----WHAT IS THAT SIR?
OFFICER----MENTAL PROBLEM
think +ve
Father : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. "
President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father : "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing,You can get Anything. But your attitude
should be positive
Think +++++++ve
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. "
President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father : "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing,You can get Anything. But your attitude
should be positive
Think +++++++ve
very interesting....itz the fact infact!!!
To all the guys who read this...please read fully and understand..
To all the girls who read this.. ..please read fully..... and forward to the boys you know.
This is a beautiful article:
The woman in your life...very well expressed...
Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well.
Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;
One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
you have because she is as human as you are;
One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your
Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system
that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements
One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as
much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;
One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name
One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen
One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook
food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more,
and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother,
a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as
to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you;
One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;
Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply
Because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise
One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;
One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important,
relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some
and trust her;
One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.
But not many guys understand this......
Please appreciate "HER"
I hope you will do....
To all the girls who read this.. ..please read fully..... and forward to the boys you know.
This is a beautiful article:
The woman in your life...very well expressed...
Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well.
Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;
One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
you have because she is as human as you are;
One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your
Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system
that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements
One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as
much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;
One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name
One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen
One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook
food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more,
and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother,
a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as
to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you;
One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;
Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply
Because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise
One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;
One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important,
relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some
and trust her;
One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.
But not many guys understand this......
Please appreciate "HER"
I hope you will do....
Monday 6 July 2009
Few interesting points abt LOVE n FRIENDSHIP
Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
You can only go as far as you push.
Actions speak louder than words.
The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.
Don't let the past hold you back; you're missing the good stuff.
Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while, you might miss it.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.
If you think that the world means nothing, think again. You might mean the world to someone else.
When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there
True friendship never ends.
Friends are forever.
Good friends are like stars....You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.
Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?
NOBODY IS PERFECT UNTIL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM. (Isn't that the truth?)
Everything is okay in the end.
If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
Most people walk in and out of you life. But only True friends leave footprints in your heart.
Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
You can only go as far as you push.
Actions speak louder than words.
The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.
Don't let the past hold you back; you're missing the good stuff.
Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while, you might miss it.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.
If you think that the world means nothing, think again. You might mean the world to someone else.
When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there
True friendship never ends.
Friends are forever.
Good friends are like stars....You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.
Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?
NOBODY IS PERFECT UNTIL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM. (Isn't that the truth?)
Everything is okay in the end.
If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
Most people walk in and out of you life. But only True friends leave footprints in your heart.
clever employee n vry clever Boss
NOTE:Note tat in employees request it is $(doller) in place of S n observe the reply from Boss whereever the words starting wid N
One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your c
I am
$ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your
$ $incerely,
Norman
$hah
The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:
Dear
NOrman
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have
NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
BOSS IS BOSS.
One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your c
I am
$ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your
$ $incerely,
Norman
$hah
The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:
Dear
NOrman
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have
NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
BOSS IS BOSS.
defination of happiness
Dream....... ....... ...... makes all things possible
Hope………............. .makes all things work
Love ……............makes all things beautiful
Smile................makes all above work possible
The happiest people in the world are not those
who have no problems,
but those who learn to live with things
that are less than perfect.
Happiness always looks small
when you hold it in your hands ...
But when you learn to share it ,
You will realize
how big and precious it is!!
Never take someone for granted.
Hold every person close to your heart
Because you might wake up one day
And realize that you've lost a diamond
While you were too busy collecting stones…
Hope………............. .makes all things work
Love ……............makes all things beautiful
Smile................makes all above work possible
The happiest people in the world are not those
who have no problems,
but those who learn to live with things
that are less than perfect.
Happiness always looks small
when you hold it in your hands ...
But when you learn to share it ,
You will realize
how big and precious it is!!
Never take someone for granted.
Hold every person close to your heart
Because you might wake up one day
And realize that you've lost a diamond
While you were too busy collecting stones…
murder of english language
See , How people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.
Just Read It.
The Leave Applications; )
Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
· This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
· From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
· An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
· A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
· Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
· Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
· Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
· A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
Just Read It.
The Leave Applications; )
Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
· This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
· From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
· An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
· A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
· Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
· Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
· Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
· A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
wot happened wen Laloo sent his resume to Micro soft???
Laloo Prasad sent his Resume to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva. .
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva. .
Saturday 4 July 2009
hooo itz me[:p]
naa momu pi virisina darahasaniki megham karigi chinuki kurisindi,
naa navvu loni nelavankanu chusi indradanasse neela piki vaalindi,
naa kallaloni kaanthi chikatini tharime merupi merisindi,
naa swaram loni madhuryam venu ghanami vyapinchindi...
nenu nee chentha unnacho prapanchanni jayinchagala dhairyam neelo kaluguthundi....
naa navvu loni nelavankanu chusi indradanasse neela piki vaalindi,
naa kallaloni kaanthi chikatini tharime merupi merisindi,
naa swaram loni madhuryam venu ghanami vyapinchindi...
nenu nee chentha unnacho prapanchanni jayinchagala dhairyam neelo kaluguthundi....
Friday 3 July 2009
dedicated to all my B.tech frens
EE nalugella jeevitham entho madhuram,
prathi kshnam migilchindi o adbhutha jnapakam,
manalni ila kalipina aah vidhi raatha ku vandanam,
aapakunda konasagidham mana snehageetham.....
nesthama..neevu cherukovali nee gamyam....
prathi kshnam migilchindi o adbhutha jnapakam,
manalni ila kalipina aah vidhi raatha ku vandanam,
aapakunda konasagidham mana snehageetham.....
nesthama..neevu cherukovali nee gamyam....
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