funny interview

OFFICER----WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
CANDIDATE----M P. SIR
OFFICER----TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE----MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER----YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
CANDIDATE----M P. SIR
OFFICER----WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE----MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER----YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE----M P. SIR
OFFICER----IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE----NO, MANI PAL SIR
OFFICER----WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?
CANDIDATE----M P. SIR
OFFICER----(ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE----METRIC PASS
OFFICER----WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE----M P. SIR
OFFICER----AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE----MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER----DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE----M P. SIR
OFFICER----EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE----MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER----THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE----M P. SIR
OFFICER----WHAT is it NOW
CANDIDATE----My Performance....?
OFFICER----M P!!!!
CANDIDATE----WHAT IS THAT SIR?
OFFICER----MENTAL PROBLEM