Tym to have a lovely curve on ur face.....

1.Teacher : Children whom do you hate the most?
UKG Boy : Raja Ram Mohan Roy
Teacher : Oh God ! why do you hate him?
UKG Boy : He abolished child marriage..

2. Six things boys do in exam hall
a. Counting No. of Girls
b. Sighting the lady invisilator
c. Counting windows and doors
d. Seeing the brand name of the pen
e. Feelings for wasting yesterdays night by studying.
f. Think to study well atleast for next exam

Six things girls do in exam hall ( Even though they dont know answers)
a. Write
b. Write
c. Write
d. Write
e. Write.
f. Write

Crazy girls ... They act more

3. Once Einsten was reading in class. A scorpion bit his toe but he continued reading with concentration. When sir asked him, he said that the scorpion bit him on toe not on mind, so he did not lose concentration. Friend this is what we call as
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Over Action.....

4.Meeru podduna lechi muggurini lepandi. Aa muggurini maro muggurini lepamanandi. Elaga LAZY NESS ni INDIA nunchi toledam.
NOTE: Nannu matram lepoddu.

5. Boy friend : kal tumhare ghar gaya tha... mujhe nahi lagta hamari shadi hogi......
Girl friend : kyu ? papa se mila?
Boy friend : nahi tumhari behen se mila...... solid item hai ...

6. Balayya meets aishwarya in Filmfare awards
Balayya : sorry aishwarya naaku english theliyadu , Hindi theliyadu
Aish : sorry naku nuvvu evaro theliyadu ...

7. James Bond suicides after waching balakrishna film ... u know y?
Balaih had empty revolver, villan fired at balaiah,
Balaih catches da bullet puts it in his revolver and shoots the villan....
Then villan dies .....
crazy balayya

8. 1 day balayya was drinking water ...............................................
Ante ! balayya neellu kuda taagoddha ?? Deentlo kuda joke kavala?? this to 2mch

9. Frogs : sardars are fools
sardar : v r not fools
Frog : its waste to talk to you and frog jumps into water
sardar : isme suicide karne ki kya baat hai ? maine tho mazak kiya tha ....