Few more jokes

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,

1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.

2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?

1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

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Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai
DR: Kya?

Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta

Dr: aisa kab hota hai?

Sardar: Phone karte waqt

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Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?

Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun

Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?

Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,

"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade.

" After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khotee de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,

kisine pucha, chatri me hole kyun?

Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega -

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Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"

Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

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1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

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1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya.

1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

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In bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?

Sardar: I don't know.

Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?

Sardar: see my leg and know the same