jokes

teacher: u call ur mother as mum..
wot will u call ur mother's younger n elder sister??

sardar:so simple mam...
minimum n maximum.....
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do u knw a lecturer is gr8 wen compared 2 a mother...
y bcoz
mother can put only one child to sleep
but...
a lecturer can put the whole class 2 sleep.....
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munna bhai:a re circuit apun ko ek nurse se pyar ho gela hein,
letter me kya likhu??
circuit:simple bhai likhna ki
"dear sister i ove u!
tumhara bhai"
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try 2 understand me.
dont disturb me more..lev me alone...last nyt i didnot sleep
thinking of u.
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sardarji talking to a mosquito......
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santa:aaj mene i jaan bachai
banta:keise??
santa:bhikari ko pucha 1000 ka note du to kya karega??
bola-khusi se mar jaunga...... maine nahi diya..
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begger:giv rs 6 for coffee
man:but coffee is rs 3 nah??
bgr:yes 1 for ma gal frnd
man:u too made a gal frnd??
bgr:no sir gal frnd made me bgr......
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