elephant loves u
dogs lov u
rabbits lov u
chimpanzee loves u
u plz go bac 2 zoo all ur frns r missing u....
think xcellent
think high
think smart
think big
think gr8
think right
think +ve
I knw itz 2 hard 4 u so,herez a shrt cut
think of ME[:)]
unlike others u hav master brain.but itz divided into 2parts.lt n rt
in left nothing is right n in right ntng is left![:p]
arguments b/w indian n britisher
bri:we killed ur motherland 4 100 yrs
ind:we will kill ur mother tongue forever
wot will the computer think of u wen ur in front of it??
INTEL inside
MENTAL outside
wot will a frize think of u wen ur in front of it??
COOL inside
FOOL outside
In this cruel world,itz difficult to find a frnd with a beautiful heart,pure feeling,attracting personality,stylish looks n gr8 talent sooo dont loose ME
chicken ready??yes boss
fish ready??yes boss
omlet ready??yes boss
mutton ready??
nahi boss,bakra abhi msg padh raha hein!!
suraj se acha sitara koi nahi,jaisa rista hein hamara dusra koi nahi,chahe saari duniya mein dhund lo.mujhe jaisa pyara aur tere jaisa aawara koi nahin!!!!
life brings "kabhi kushi kabhi gum"
wen ends"na tum jano na hum"
letz do "masti"
together who knows"kal ho na ho"
but wenever u need a true frnd "mein hoona nah"
dr honey
wen I asked u a flower,u gave ma a bouquet,
wen i asked u a stone,u gave me a statue,
wen I asked u a feather,u gave me a peacock
r u really DEAF??
wen u feel lonely n alone,
u cannot see anu1 around u,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along wid me...
I'll take u to an eye specialist
be quite in the class room,
respect the fact that....
others are sleeping[:)]
sometngs on this earth
are made for each other
like idli and sambhar
shoe and shocks
pen and paper
me and ur gal/boy frnd
college mein school ki yaad ayi
jawani mein bachpan ki yaad ayi
kanto ko chuya tho phool ki yaad ayi
bhandar ko karib se dekha tho teri yaad aayi
I remember
how we met
train stopped.........
windows opened....
u looked my eyes and
then u said
IDLY,WADA,DOSA,COFFEE
CHAI....CHAI.......!!!
ocean full of syllabus,river full we listen
tankfull we grasp,bucket full we study,
nugfull we write n results are like drops....
ur in ma heart,
ur in ma blood,
life widout you is impossible,
if ur not thr am dead!!
hello,excuse me.....
am talking abt OXYGEN
a sardar enters a shop and shouts......
wherez ma free gift with this oil??/
shop keeper says "iske saath koi gift nahi hein bhai saab"
sardar:oye,ispe likha hein cholestrol free!!!
an ideal man
dsnt smoke
dsnt drink
dsnt flirt
goes 2 bed early
in short......
dsnt exist[:p]
remember 2 rememberme,4get to 4get me,
even if u try to remember to 4get me i'll never 4get 2
remember 2 remind u to remember meeeeeeee
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